In Case You're Dying Soon
WARNING: In order to use our Heaven’s Mail—It’s Eternal™ service, you must certify that you are either (1) terminally ill and have been informed by a medical doctor that you have less than 5 years to live or (2) you are over 50 years of age. Further, if we suspect any abuse of these terms, we may require that you provide us with evidence that you qualify for this service. You are forewarned that any abuse of our service may result in immediate termination of your account without a refund of any fees paid. Therefore, DO NOT USE OR REGISTER for this service unless you qualify. Additional restrictions apply. See our Terms of Service for further details.
For more information, and presumably a list of those additional restrictions, visit The Eternal Portal.
(This link, by the way, comes via Kate, who was using Gmail to talk about her 90-year-old great aunt getting e-mail for the first time. Big Brother knows all.)
I love how being terminally ill and being "over 50 years of age" are equated here. Six of one and all that.
It looks like this is a fee service, though, so "over 80 years of age" probably wouldn't have looked quite as appealing to Marketing.
Posted by: Nicole | February 15, 2006 at 08:23 AM
My father is ill and probably won't live more than a few more months. The family and I have started planning for his death. He's a devote Christian and ready to die. He's also very evangelical. I found the Heaven's Mail site via a google search and was touched by the thought and the faith that went into the site's development. The site is all about Christian hope. The functionality is truly incredible. There are free services too. Definitely worth giving a try!
Posted by: Adam | July 10, 2006 at 02:08 AM
Actually an interesting idea...worth consideration for some.
Posted by: Kevin Ed | July 13, 2006 at 11:43 AM