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May 09, 2007

My Sweet Hunk o’ Trash

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I like it dirty & mean. And here’s a mix to prove it.

1.  Need a Little Sugar in My BowlBessie Smith

According to legend, Bix Beiderbecke once threw a week’s wages on the stage in front of Bessie Smith so that she would keep singing. He wanted to be the hot dog between her rolls!

2.  This Is Not the Stove to Brown Your BreadBlind Willie McTell

It seems that Blind Willie was not particularly happy in marriage. Here he’s treated to a scolding byAlfoncy & Bethenea Harris.

3.  What’s the Matter with the Mill?Memphis Minnie & Kansas Joe McCoy

It done broke down.

4.  Me and My Chauffeur BluesMemphis Minnie

In the Nina Simone version, there are no threats of murder. Too bad.

5.  Cherry RedBig Joe Turner

“Now you can take me, pretty mama / and jump me in your Hollywood bed / I want you to boogie my woogie until my face turns cherry red.”

6.  My Sweet Hunk O’ TrashLouis Armstrong & Billie Holiday

Their only recording together. You can feel the love & respect, although Pops got in trouble when the censors thought they heard him say a naughty word.

7.  Wild Women Don’t Have the BluesIda Cox

Monkey men: Afro-American slang for a West Indian (a man who is easy to deceive) or used for very black Afro Americans or an “outside” lover. (Cox wrote the lyrics for this one, by the way.)

8.  You Rascal YouFletcher Henderson

A classic, but this version by Fletcher Henderson isn’t the best known. The vocals are overshadowed by the band, but listen closely. It’s worth it.

9.  Open the Door, RichardLouis Jordan

“I ain’t common, I know that, cuz I got class I ain’t never used.”

10.  That’s When I’ll Come Back to YouLouis Armstrong & Lil’ Hardin

From AMG: “If Lil Hardin Armstrong’s references to domestic violence seem a bit reckless during ‘That’s When I’ll Come Back to You,’ listeners should be advised that Afro-American music has always caused consternation by openly referring to topics usually swept under the rug.”

11.  Gimme a Pigfoot (And a Bottle of Beer)Bessie Smith

And they say that hip hop is too straightforward about its vices: “Gimme a reefer and a gang o’ gin / Slay me ’cause I’m in my sin.”

12.  They Call Me Big MamaBig Mama Thornton

From photographer Charles Sawyer: “I interviewed Big Mama at her Los Angeles home in 1978. She drank a milky liquid from a gin bottle and told me how Johnny Ace shot himself in the head in their dressing room. Johnny was sitting with girlfriend Olivia on his lap, waving his pistol around, pointing it at Willie Mae. ‘Don't snap that on me,’ she told him. Johnny grinned and put the gun to Olivia’s head. ‘Stop that, Johnny, you’ll git someone killed,’ Willie Mae shouted at him. ‘Nothin’ to worry about,’ Johnny replied, coolly, ‘ain’t but one bullet here and I know exactly where it is.” He turned the gun on himself, put it to his temple and pulled the trigger. And that was that. It was Christmas Eve, 1954, in Houston, Texas.” (Click here for Sawyer’s great photograph of an elderly Willie Mae in her best pugilist pose.)

13.  Hound DogBig Mama Thornton

Willie Mae’s version of “Hound Dog”—the original version, written especially for her by Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller—growls, barks, snaps, and bites. It’s not better than Elvis’s version because she was black and he was white. It’s better because it makes me almost choke every time I hear it.

14.  Flip Flop and FlyBig Joe Turner

“Here comes my baby flashing a new gold tooth.”

15.  Big Butter and Egg ManLouis Armstrong & Velma Middleton

Velma performed with Pops for years, and while she never got much credit for her singing, at 250 pounds she could do the splits! And her chemistry with Louis was unmatched. She died in 1961 while on tour in Africa with Armstrong & His All Stars.

16.  Life Is So PeculiarLouis Jordan & Louis Armstrong

Louis Jordan’s Iowa connection: “This was followed by another important engagement at the Fox Head Tavern in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Working in the looser environment of Cedar Rapids, away from the main centres, the band was able to develop the novelty aspect of their repertoire and performance. Jordan later identified his stint at the Fox Head Tavern as the turning point in his career, and it was also while there that he found several songs that became early hits including ‘If It’s Love You Want, Baby,’ ‘Ration Blues,’ and ‘Inflation Blues.’” (Here’s a photo of the great jazz clarinetist Jimmy Noone performing at the Fox Head.)

17.  You Rascal YouLouis Jordan & Louis Armstrong

Jordan and Armstrong only cut two sides together. The session was early in the morning, and Pops almost immediately split his lip. He kept going, though, and the results are magnificent. Also check out the Betty Boop / Louis Armstrong animated version from 1932.

18.  ChauffeurNina Simone

More swing, only slightly less dirt.

19.  Wild Women Don’t Get the BluesFrancine Reed

Reed performs with Lyle Lovett, and this live version was recorded in San Antonio. (You’ll notice that she avoids singing about monkey men.)

20.  Women Be WiseSippie Wallace & Bonnie Raitt

Sippie was old by the time the world discovered her again, but it wasn’t too late. Thank God. (Who had a better laugh?)

21.  I Want a Little Sugar in My BowlNina Simone

Nina wants some sweetness down in her soul. Not Bessie. She wants something else entirely.

22.  The Joint Is Jumpin’Fats Waller

One night in Harlem. (Check out the annotated Fats courtesy of Terry Teachout.)

23.  Saturday Night Fish FryJackie Mabley & Pearl Bailey

Fats meets Louis Jordan (that same night in Harlem?) with a whole lot of goofing around

24.  If I Can’t Sell It, I’ll Keep Sittin’ on ItRuth Brown

“And you can look at me and see that I have not been starvin’, darlin’.” (I really miss Ruth Brown.)

25,  Hound DogFreddie Bell & The Bellboys

Bob Dylan reminds us that Big Mama and Elvis weren’t the only players in the game.

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IMAGE: Café by William H. Johnson (ca. 1939–1940, oil on paperboard)

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You have done us all a temendous favor: wonderful set. One that comes to mind immediately is Alberta Hunter's "My Handy Man Ain't Handy No More."
Thanks
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