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December 31, 2007

Pretty Enough to Brag About

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From All-School Chorus:

I think what I miss most about the ocean is hearing the foghorn at night. It sounded gray and wheezy, like a great aunt with a chest cold. When I was a kid, my parents insisted I have a vaporizer near my bed every night because I had been a hellish, croupy baby. With all the condensation in the room and the foghorn coming through the window, I felt as if I were right there at the shore, watching carefully for boats coming too close to the rocks. Nights like those, I felt perfectly alone. I may have been dreaming of the foghorn right before I woke up yesterday. When I sat up in bed, I could see winter-purple mountains from my bedroom window, pretty enough to brag about, but I had never missed the ocean so much.

IMAGE: Dock Reflection

December 30, 2007

The projects aren't like the suburbs. Who knew?

Venkatesh

My review of Gang Leader for a Day: A Rogue Sociologist Takes to the Streets by Sudhir Venkatesh can be found in today’s San Francisco Chronicle.

Venkatesh is best known for his contributions to Freakanomics. (Why do drug dealers live with their moms? It’s all about projects economics.) Gang Leader now tells the compelling back story of that research and in particular how Venkatesh—an Indian-born Deadhead from the suburbs of southern California—happened to fall in with a tough inner-city gang while a grad student at the University of Chicago.

I admire his research and the sometimes foolish courage it took to gather it. But the book is too poorly written to hold my interest in any kind of sustained way. A rather minor example: Venkatesh describes gang members who are preparing to retaliate after a drive-by shooting: “The scene was surreal, like watching an army prepare for war.” Where’s the editor here? There was nothing surreal about the scene at all; it was just as you might expect it to be. And these toughs were an army preparing for war.

When a writer is in the unusual position of being able to describe such action first-hand, readers demand better prose and substantially more insight. The story demands it. (The point of Gang Leader does not seem to be Venkatesh’s actual research, which can be found in his previous books, such as this one and this one.)

Worse than that, though, is Venkatesh’s persistent naïveté. Here’s what I wrote in my review:

Too often, though, Venkatesh’s wide-eyed innocence threatens to derail his narrative. For instance, what kind of sociologist—rogue or otherwise—considers it necessary to point out, 174 pages into his adventure, that “life in the projects wasn’t like my life in the suburbs”? What kind of sociologist takes years to figure out that cavorting with drug dealers might pose ethical problems? Or that actually taking over a gang for a day—a gang that deals crack, pimps women and administers various forms of violence—might “lay a bit out of bounds of the typical academic research”?

The oblivious kind, apparently.

I don’t doubt the sincerity of Venkatesh’s naïveté, but it severely inhibits the effectiveness of his storytelling when readers suspect they might know more about life on the street than their guide, their man on the inside. Of course, a radically naïve narrator can work in the hands of a skilled novelist. Meet Yu Yuan.

One last grumble: Out of nowhere, Venkatesh uses what appears to be Indian slang to reference everything from bullies to bullets. He does not provide warning or definition,  nor does he explain why he uses foreign slang instead of English. (I took a stab at researching the origin of these phrases but found nothing.)

Here’s an example: In a paragraph about being beat up as a boy, Venkatesh writes that most such fights “culminated in someone . . . pleading for the Mayney to reconsider, or with me rolling up in a fetal ball, which I actually found to be quite a good strategy, since most Mayneies didn’t want to fight someone who wouldn’t fight back.”

Huh?

Elsewhere a woman “had the fight of a Maynedog inside of her,” a gun-toting student “was thoughtful enough to remove the Mayneets during class,” and a police officer showed up wearing “a Mayneetproof vest.”

Not particularly important in the scheme of things, I suppose, just so, so odd.

IMAGE: Venkatesh looking not naïve at all on the cover of his new book

December 29, 2007

Is It Possible That Oscar Peterson Was Too Good?

The great jazz pianist Oscar Peterson died last week. Terry Teachout recalls that the biggest gripe critics had with the musician was his virtuosity.

Peterson got more bad reviews than any other major jazz pianist, and on occasion he deserved them. Miles Davis, one of the few musicians of importance to have said anything unpleasant about him, famously remarked that Peterson “makes me sick because he copies everybody. He even had to learn how to play the blues.” That was both nasty and untrue, but it did point to the chink in his armor. Unlimited virtuosity is a snare for the unwary artist. “Only in limitation,” Goethe wrote, “is mastery revealed.” Peterson’s extreme technical facility, by contrast, sometimes lured him into the trap of glibness. When he was coasting, all you heard was the fireworks. Nor did it help that he recorded so prolifically throughout his seven-decade-long career. No one can make that many records save at the price of consistent inspiration, and Peterson paid that price too often for comfort.

Sometimes virtuosity in jazz gets a bad rap. That’s because the myth of the jazzman is that of the self-taught musician—someone with street savvy, someone who awes you with his feeling, not with the number of notes he can play. That’s true, anyway, with Bix Beiderbecke, who is accused, unfairly but over and over again, with not having been able to read music. He is also celebrated for his mangled fingering and for his reticence when it came to the upper register. He is celebrated, in other words, for his lack of virtuosity.

But there is no art without form, and form, by definition, is limitation. I am reminded of the distinction Benny Green once drew between Billie Holiday and the more virtuosic Ella Fitzgerald. Fitzgerald’s famous scat singing, although sophisticated, skillful, and dexterous,

finally reduces the art of singing to the decadence of gibberish. Instead of aspiring to establish the voice as a second-class instrumental keyboard, the singer should attempt to raise it to the highest jazz level because of its potential value in expressing specific ideas and emotions rather than the impressionistic gestures of most instrumental jazz. The gibberish vocal makes a mockery of communication instead of exalting it.

Ouch. But Green was calling on singers like Fitzgerald to move beyond mere virtuosity, to live up to the ideals of that old myth—to be someone who awes you with feeling.

Now judge for yourself.

December 27, 2007

What I wanted to tell you . . .

Wapshot

Amy Charles, proprietor of Us, Robots, has pledged assistance for those of us suffering from crippling orgasms:

(helpfully) You could try John O’Hara; that might be less painful.

I’m very fond of the Wapshot books. They’re not as good as the best of the short stories, but they’re considerably better than many of them, and I appreciate Coverly better as I get older. His inability to react in any timely manner and that suspension in which he exists so much of the time—it’s a relief, really, especially since he’s not sorry for himself, or not much. Not stupid, either. I like how much time these men have to wallow in this uncertainty about who they are and what they want, if anything, while getting up daily to go to their miserable empire-preserving jobs. It’s nice to see somebody have that.

I appreciate too how he chronicled station in that suicidal way of his. Here’s Laura Hilliston, opened to at random: “She had put on some perfume for the visit, and she wore a thick necklace of false gold that threw a brassy light up onto her features. Her shoes had high heels, and her dress was tight, but these lures were meant to establish her social position and not to catch the eyes of a man.” Yes, that’s how it goes.

Laura Hilliston was, as they say, a real character. Here she is near the beginning of Wapshot:

The village stood on three leafy hills north of the city, and was handsome and comfortable, and seemed to have eliminated through adroit social pressures, the thorny side of human nature. This knowledge was forced on Melissa one afternoon when a neighbor, Laura Hilliston, came in for a glass of sherry. “What I wanted to tell you,” Laura said, “is that Gertrude Lockhart is a slut.”

Charles continues:

I can’t recall many of the stories anymore but I like the one about the middle-aged jackass who can’t give up the party trick of jumping over the breakfront, or whatever it is. The hurdler. And the one about the poet who wakes up with the filthy mind. “The World of Apples.”

Brendan, do you know James Kelman’s short stories?

Unfortunately, no. As I said, I’m lucky to know Cheever.

In other commenter news, this just in from one Grace Brooks on the question of whether Elvis Presley was a racist:

Elvis is my 4th cousin and you are a lier!

Noted.

IMAGE: From El ladrón de Shady Hill

December 22, 2007

Merry @#*% Christmas!

Mcgowan

This recent photo of former Pogues frontman (and all-around sophisticate) Shane McGowan provides the perfect occasion for his lovely Christmas song, “Fairytale of New York.”

That’s the late Kirsty MacColl singing with McGowan in the Pogues’ version. Sadly, she died in 2000, killed by a speedboat while swimming off the coast of Mexico. Christy Moore, meanwhile, pokes a bit of fun at his hopelessly talented, but sometimes just hopeless friend.

IMAGE: I ain’t proud.

December 20, 2007

‘Come, let me sing into your ear’

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Molly’s aunt Polly blogs from Paris, and the other day she reported some juicy gossip: the French president may be preparing to announce his engagement to singer Carla Bruni.

You’ll recall that the Hungarian-born Nicolas Paul Stéphane Sarköczy de Nagy-Bocsa was left by his wife soon after taking office in May and, in one of his first appearances as president, was clearly drunk. But if Polly’s tip is true, then he seems to have landed on his feet.

Bruni is an Italian-born French supermodel who is also a talented singer and accomplished songwriter. On her first album, Quelqu’un m’a dit (2003), she breathily croons a dozen songs of her own composition. Her new album, No Promises, features the work of great poets, a fact that intrigued and impressed Chris Wiegand at the Guardian:

Her rendition of Auden’s Lady Weeping at the Crossroads is a highlight, and makes an interesting counterpoint to recordings of Auden reading his own work. It’s also odd to find the one-time face of Chanel and Dolce & Gabbana doing a trio of poems by “higgledy-piggledy” Emily Dickinson (as Wendy Cope once dubbed her). The album’s cover even seems like a bizarre parody of Dickinson’s reclusive persona. Clad in a brief chemise, Carla is seen leafing through a poetry collection in a chic living room that’s elegantly cluttered with a retro radio, stray guitar and assorted objets d’art.

So, à votre santé, M. Sarkozy. And enjoy your poetry.

A lovely song from Quelqu’un m’a dit

A bit of Yeats from No Promises

IN ADDITION: The Times—surprise, surprise—is less impressed by Bruni’s talents and her choice of material. But I think Yeats, who often penned poems that were self-consciously song-like, would have liked it. And it certainly takes the poet somewhere different from this earnest old Waterboys classic:

ONE MORE: Here, Swiss chanteuse Susanne Abbuehl takes a childlike Cummings rhyme and transforms it into something long, sad, slow, and ambiguous. Oh, how getting old sucks!

December 18, 2007

A Recommendation: Caravans

Afghanistan

When James A. Michener died in 1997 at the age of 90, he left behind 40 books and a reputation as a popular, if not a literary, author. His famously long novels—from Hawaii to Alaska, from Centennial to Chesapeake—were reflections of both his wanderlust and his abiding respect for the history and cultures of an entire world of people. He was an orphan himself. “I feel myself the inheritor of a great background of people,” he wrote in his memoirs. “Just who, precisely, they were, I have never known. I might be part Negro, might be part Jew, part Muslim, part Irish. So I can’t afford to be supercilious about any group of people because I may be that people.”

I grew up on Michener—by the end of junior high school I had plowed through two of his fattest tomes—but until the recent wars, I had neglected his 1963 novel, Caravans. At just 336 pages, it’s a tight, talky, and wonderfully insightful piece of work set entirely in Afghanistan. The novel centers on Mark Miller, a young American diplomat stationed in 1946 Kabul, who is charged to find Ellen, a woman who married an American-educated Afghan named Nazrullah and then disappeared. He eventually finds her among a group of nomads. Miller’s traveling companion, meanwhile, is Dr. Otto Stiglitz, a Nazi war criminal.

More than forty years after the publication of Caravans, we live in a world obsessed with competing moral visions (e.g., torture is necessary when we do it, evil when they do it). But these are hardly new, as Michener suggests over and over. His characters struggle with the barbarity of traditional culture even as they are confronted with the overwhelming force and, yes, barbarity of encroaching modernism. Nazrullah, for instance, makes an impassioned speech suggesting that, for all its faults, at least Afghanistan is no Germany (i.e, we stone women and children but at least we don’t gas them).

I went to Germany at the age of twenty. Before that I’d been educated by private tutors whose main job, it seems to me now, was to impress me with the moral depravity of Afghanistan and the timeless glory of Europe. I knew no better than to accept their indoctrination at face value and reported to Germany fully prepared to exhibit my tutors’ prejudices. But when I reached Göttingen I found that the true barbarians were not the primitives who stone women in Ghazni—and we have some real primitives in this country—but the Germans. From 1938 through 1941 I remained as their guest, to witness the dreadful degeneration of a culture which might once have been what my tutors claimed but was now a garish travesty. Believe me, Miller, I learned more in Germany than you’ll ever learn in Afghanistan.

As you know, I went from Germany to Philadelphia, where half the people thought I was a Negro. What I didn’t learn in Germany, you taught me. Why do you suppose I wear this beard? Before I grew it I made a six-week experiment. I decided to be a Negro . . . lived in Negro hotels, ate in their restaurants, read their papers and dated Negro girls. It was an ugly, ugly life, being a Negro in your country . . . maybe not so bad as being a Jew in Germany, but a lot worse than being an Afghan in Ghazni. To prove to Philadelphians I wasn’t a Negro, I grew this beard and wore a turban, which I had never worn at home.

But what I love about Michener is that he doesn’t settle for the easy argument. Ellen eventually leaves Nazrullah for the Nazi Stiglitz, who converts to Islam. The Jewish Miller is forced to confront the German, while the Afghan assures him that purity—racial, moral—exists only in Hitler’s head. “If the facts were known,” Nazrullah tells Miller, “probably half our Afghan heritage is Jewish. For hundreds of years we boasted of being one of the Lost Tribes of Israel. The Hitler decreed us to be Aryans, which gave us certain advantages.”

Later Ellen describes her own disillusionment—with the easy bigotry of Americans during the war years, with “kept professors” whose “moral responsibility was to dissect the world” but who instead “were paid to defend it.” Her father, she explains, was one of those men.

“What I mean is, my father described anything out of the ordinary as ridiculous, and I wanted to outrage his whole petty scale of judgment. What was the most ridiculous thing I could do? Run off with an Afghan who had a turban and another wife.” She laughed a little, then added, “Do you know what started my disillusionment with Nazrullah? That turban. He wore it in Philadelphia for show. He’d never think of wearing it in Kabul.”

Of course, Ellen does top herself when she trades in her manly turban for a mixed-up Nazi. No easy answers, little room for self-righteousness—this is what I love about Michener.

IMAGE: The rugged Afghan landscape

This is one in a series of recommended books. The unbearable pathos behind the series is explained here.

December 17, 2007

‘She will take your name to glory’

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From The March by E. L. Doctorow:

Pearl, disdainful of the woman’s tears, turned her attention to her pap. How peaceful and handsome he looked with his eyes closed, as if thinking worthy thoughts in the calmness of his being. But this ain’t like you, she said, hardly aware that she was speaking. I never remember you layin abed, Pap. Always up and about ridin down the field hands, shoutin an stompin ever’where, I could hear your footsteps all through the house. Won’t you open your eyes, Pap? This is Pearl, you own born chile here. Never christened ’cept by my mama. She name me Pearl for my white skin. You skin, Massah Jameson my pap. Your fine white skin. What happened that you layin here? I never seen you so quiet. I wish you was to wake up so I could tell you I am free. And by the laws of the Bible that you can’t do nothin about I carry your name. This is Pearl Wilkins Jameson speakin in your ear, Pap. Your Pearl, as I hope you will rise up and live long to remember. Come, Pap, open your eyes and look on the daughter of your flesh and blood. Your eyes is closed, but I know you listenin. I know you hear me. And if you worryin about me I can promise no man will ever treat me like you did my mama, nosir. So you needn’t worry ’bout your Pearl. She here in Savannah now an thas just to begin. She goin far, your Pearl. She will take your name to glory. Scrub it up of the shame and shit you put upon it. Make it nice and clean again for peoples to remember.

PREVIOUSLY: General Sherman gets a big head

IMAGE: Freed slaves in Louisiana during the Civil War from Harper’s Weekly, November 14, 1863

A large, grossly sinister rodent gnawing its way upon agile minds, understandably mistaking the fierce lobes for Swiss cheese.

Book critics are people too.

I am now lying on a bed looking through blankets of billowing wool to where I am told there is a world beyond the bed. But that’s only because the dubious winds of news have breezed along a strange tendentious trajectory after the Thanksgiving holiday.

Book critics are people too.

And it’s all because I haven’t visited Zimbabwe and met some starving young black boy telling me he wants to write. Why did the healthy glow of cheerleading practice sort of stick out in this section? It certainly stuck out for me. I mean, these are, for the most part, durable little machines.

Book critics are people too.

Such is not the case here in New York, which seems to fear the vox populi getting their grubby little fingers on an obscure tome. In such circumstances, there is only one recourse: bring out the cat. But since this is the film medium, there’s something fundamentally more surreal going on.

Book critics are people too.

A brief goose-step from deadline dancing for some afternoon discoveries. Yes, later in the afternoon, there was the slush and the pungent marshmallow smell of decay that penetrated even my clogged nostrils.

Book critics are people too.

I will ask them if they know anybody in Zimbabwe and they will tell me to either buy something or fuck off. I’m not sure what this exercise says exactly, except that the guy who keeps up this place is a relentlessly curious and cantankerous bastard who drinks too many martinis, doesn’t sleep enough, and has some political empathy. Which is probably pretty close to the mark.

Book critics are people too.

Hell, when was the last time that book critics met up for bowling or mini golf? I was stunned by this. Is it the same type of person who would replace vanilla extract with white-out on Free Ice Cream Day? Because this isn’t just about the glorification of ignorance, but the glorification of people who refuse to accept anything but their ignorance. If we continue to accept such rampant stupidity without protest, at this rate, we’ll be queuing up for Ass: The Movie in a lot less than 500 years.

[The preceding has been a work composed entirely from the contents of Edward Champion’s Return of the Reluctant. Previous installments in the series can be found here.]

December 14, 2007

You Decide (Part 2)

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From Faint Praise: The Plight of Book Reviewing in America by Gail Pool:

But Amazon has created a system that not only allows but encourages ethical and literary standards [of reviewing] far lower than those we find in print reviewing.

From Gabriel Botnick’s five-star Amazon review of Tuscan Whole Milk (1 Gallon):

“What happened today is that I realized I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you.”

With these words, Jonas reached underneath the table and pulled out the gallon of milk from a cooler the owner had set there not even an hour earlier.

He continued—“Samantha, will you marry me?”—and offered her the jug of milk.

“Oh . . . I . . . ah . . . Jonas, of course I’ll marry you!”

Samantha was thrilled by the questioned and overjoyed with the milk. She threw her arms around Jonas and proceeded to shower him with kisses.

“It’s exactly like I’ve always wanted. How did you know? This is such a surprise. I have to call Mom and tell her. The girls won’t believe it. I can’t believe it. I can’t believe you got me an ENTIRE gallon of milk. Are you crazy? I love it!”

Jonas thought back to his conversation with Dean and knew he made the right decision. The woman of his dreams accepted his proposal and while he knew it was because she loved him, he was comforted by knowing that she also loved her milk.

PREVIOUSLY: You Decide

IMAGE: La Contessa’s Valley (oil on canvas) by Angela Amato

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